I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on me.
Then I remember what I look like…
via sodamnrelatable
I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal stuff. Tumblr is a place to get out your feelings not bottle them up inside and pretend like you are okay.
me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive ever seen
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Oh my God this song.
I love it.
Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?
AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.
With normal music.
And a closed casket.
(But my body’s not in the casket)
And then in the middle of the service
THE LIGHTS GO OUT
AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON
AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES
AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND
TO THIS SONG.
Yes.
Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.
^^
Reblogging again just for that.
I can see their faces now.
..HAHAHAHA
I feel so bad for your relatives.
Can I get an invite to that funeral?
I would pay just to get invited
