the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Send me Δ if you’d date me
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

sassy-gear-kessam:

ALL RIGHT, I’m tired of trying to sell this.

So.

LET’S DO A RANDOM GIVEAWAY YAAAAAAAY.

I bought a new tablet to replace my old Wacom BAMBOO FUN (CTE-650) tablet (because I thought I had lost the pen and jumped the gun, thereby buying a new one for no reason, yay~! My malfunctioning mind is to your benefit!)

I will include the tablet drivers CD, the pen, the mouse, and the little software bundle it came with that has Photoshop Elements and some other photo-editing software (Corel Draw or something?)

DEADLINE WILL BE 31 MAY, 2013 at MIDNIGHT!

HERE ARE THE RULES:

  • Likes will not count!
  • Reblog up to 5 times—but don’t be that guy who spams your followers, please.
  • I will use a number generator the night of 31st May/ morning of 1st June—AT THE DEADLINE
  • The winner will have 24 hours to respond with his/her address or else another winner will be chosen.
  • Oh look, since it’s a giveaway, FREE EXPEDITE SHIPPING.
  • You don’t have to be following me to be a participant!  But, follows would be nice!

All right.

Well.  Have at it.

goodgirlfalling:

Why isn’t there a baton problems tumblr? This is upsetting

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

holdmyhat:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

I have a name, and it is not Ashley.

garretblogs:

Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.

Reblogging this every time I see it.

lordoftheinternet:

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i believe that my heart will go on